oh hey… its me K.

I have been keeping my unemployed ass pretty busy becoming quite the domestic diva.  Alright… attempting to be quite the domestic diva.

The last couple of weeks have been interesting.  I may or may not have…

drank so much I pissed the bed with ARMANI in it

almost burned the house down while cooking Fillet Mignon in a frying pan

flopped cooking corned beef in a fucking crockpot

a puppy who finally has learned PAW!

googled how to make grilled cheese

took 4 pregnancy tests (no, im not pregnant PHEW!)

bought Boom Ball off of Amazon.com and lost the balls it came with in less than 2 days

played Guitar Hero for my FIRST time ever and sucked

a boyfriend who really really wants a goped

went gokarting in a skirt

totally been slacking with going to the place that keeps me from turning into an oompah loompah

tanned in WEEKS because of this

spent many many hours working hard on my farm… on facebook

bought adorable dixie cups

So as you can see I may or may not have been pretty busy lately.  You be the judge!

Alright ya have the Club Soda, Bacardi, Diet Coke, No Carb Rockstar, and prepackaged pineapple and apple slices!

Ha.  All jokes aside.  I have become pretty damn domestic since being abandoned left to fend for myself.  As I have mentioned in previous posts I have began to become one with the kitchen.  My most recent delicacy was this mac & cheese recipe I found on All Recipes which has become a site I peruse daily.

Domestic Diva much?

Alright I wont push it.  I have the cleaning bit down but could use some assistance in the gardening and cooking areas.

Le Sigh… More of how I have been finding my inner domestic diva to come in future posts.  Lets just say I did Armani’s laundry.  Shhhh…