100 Things

There is no brief synopsis to this “Wannabe Reality Superstars” life.

Here are my “100 things” and you can draw some conclusions for yourself:

1.     I am twenty-seven years old.

2.     I am currently living in Chicago and have lived in Chicago for all twenty-seven years of my life.  I can’t imagine not living in Chicago.

3.     My parents divorced when I was 5.  They have both since remarried.

4.     I have 6 brothers and sisters. I am the oldest.  My Mom and Dad created my brother and I.  My Stepdad and Mom created my 20 year old brother, 15 year old sister, and 10 year old brother.  My Stepmom and Dad created my 9 year old sister and 5 year old sister.   Created sounds weird.

5.     My Mom and I get along well and my Dad and I don’t get along well.

6.     I am ½ Polish and ½ Italian.

7.     I have tons of college credits but never finished.

8.     I love my job. I am unemployed as of the 4th quarter of 2008.

9.     There are a lot of different drunk Ks but none of those drunk Ks are emotional.  I can’t stand emotional drunks.  If you are going to cry drink more Vodka and pass out.

10.  I date a lot of Greek men and it has to stop because it has gotten me nothing but pain and heartbreak.

11.  I could live on Mac & Cheese but have only made it for myself a handful of times.

12.  I am extremely phobic of canes.  I am not talking candy canes but rather the canes that assist people in walking.

13.  I have been told by numerous members of my family and friends that I should be on “Bad Girls Club”.

14.  My signature dance move is the “pelvic.”  This is a dance move I created when I was 12 and my family will not get over it and refer to it as my mating call.

15.  You can find me at therapy on Tuesdays. unemployed means lack of insurance which means too broke for therapy

16.  I have an adorable puppy Chi named Bacci.  “Bacci” is Italian for kissiez!

17.  I have only been in love once.  It ended in January of 2008.  My heart is healing but has yet to completely heal.  I’m not dating yet. I’m currently in love with a man I can say compliments me.

18.  I kiss girls.

19.  I talk LOUDLY.

20.  I have been diagnosed with Panic Disorder and Borderline Personality Disorder.  I talk about this openly on my blog in hopes of lifting the stigma mental illness carries.  I figure if I reach out to one person who suffers in silence because of the stigma, then go me!

21.  My favorite font is Tahoma.

22.  I read a lot of books.  I read anything and everything.

23.  I will not write in blue ink.

24.  I am unsure if I want children.  I lack maternal instincts.

25.  I have spent 9 hours in a jail cell.

26.  My smile gets me a lot of compliments.

27.  I am often misunderstood.

28.  I am obsessed with the Cubbies – 2008 20092010 is our year!

29.  I went to 4 different high schools.

30.  A binge shopping excursion will usually get me out of a bad mood.

31.  I am always running late.

32.  I like cooking for boyfriends but hate cooking for myself.

33.  I secretly wish I lived in Stars Hollow with the Gilmore Girls.

34.  My TV is almost always tuned into a news channel.

35.  I love organization, organizing, and anything to do with the art of organizing.

36.  I frequently go on book binges at Barnes & Noble or Borders.

37.  I rarely eat chocolate.

38.  I am very flexible which I think makes me even better in bed. (wink!)

39.  I used to speed until I received a speeding ticket for going 105 mph in a 55 mph zone.  I still speed but do it with caution.

40.  I’m a binge drinker.

41.  As a child I ate a frog which was squished in a sliding door.

42.  I am a caffeine addict.  I cannot survive a day without SF Red Bull or coffee.

43.  My Starbucks drink of choice is a grande iced triple skinny hazelnut latte.

44.  Most people assume I am stuck-up when they first meet me. I’m not.

45.  I hate roses.

46.  I do not drink liquor that is brown.

47.  I don’t have a favorite color but usually sway towards purple when buying toothbrushes, hairbrushes, etc.

48.  I have ran over my own foot with my own car.

49.  I swear a lot.

50.  “Blah” and “Whatev” are frequently used words in my vocabulary

51.  Sarcastic + Witty = Me

52.  My nails are never well manicured but rather bitten and chewed.

53.  I’m allergic to everything with the exception of guinea pigs and oak trees.

54.  I also am allergically sensitive to red wine and dark chocolate.

55.  I own a singing bowl but cannot make it sing.

56.  I love my 23423423 thread count sheets.

57.  I am addicted to Farm Town on Facebook. - hate Facebook applications.

58.  I get cranky during hay fever season.

59.  I usually am wearing Sweet Pea, Warm Vanilla Sugar, or Cucumber Melon from Bath and Body Works. I hate parabens!

60.  Jivago 24 kt is my sig scent.

61.  My sinuses suck.

62.  I cant roll my tongue or cross my eyes or do a cartwheel.

63.  I’m a bad driver and openly admit it.

64.  I can’t cook mac and cheese but I can cook pasta like a “G”.

65. I’m 5′4″-ish but my license says 5′7″. We won’t even go to the weight I have listed.

66. I do not like Oprah.

67. It takes about 3 attempts for me to complete watching a movie.

68. My dog is rarely “naked”. Yes… I’m that little dog owner.

69. I have an addictive personality.

70. I miss TGIF on ABC.

71. I’ve never finished a game of Monopoly.

72. I do not embrace change.

73. I live with 3 guys and I clean the bathroom. I know… GROSS!

74. I’m a democrat.